by Kaz
All the noses had a party
In the month of May
Snots and boogers tried to get in
But were turned away
Some were stuffed and some were snorting
And some of them were blown
Everybody picked on Nose Job
For being so well known
Schnoz and Honker sniffed at Nasal
And tried to pull his hair
While Snooty stayed above it all
By being in the air
The noses that were brown blew smoke
At noses that were ruddy
The whole affair did not conclude
Till every nose was bloody
clever and funny.