The Nose Party

by Kaz

All the noses had a party
In the month of May

Snots and boogers tried to get in
But were turned away

Some were stuffed and some were snorting
And some of them were blown

Everybody picked on Nose Job
For being so well known

Schnoz and Honker sniffed at Nasal
And tried to pull his hair

While Snooty stayed above it all
By being in the air

The noses that were brown blew smoke
At noses that were ruddy

The whole affair did not conclude
Till every nose was bloody

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