by Kaz
All the noses had a party
In the month of May
Snots and boogers tried to get in
But were turned away
Some were stuffed and some were snorting
And some of them were blown
Everybody picked on Nose Job
For being so well known
Schnoz and Honker sniffed at Nasal
And tried to pull his hair
While Snooty stayed above it all
By being in the air
The noses that were brown blew smoke
At noses that were ruddy
The whole affair did not conclude
Till every nose was bloody
Here are 4 one-shot gags from my sketchbook. They are drawn as fast as possible to get the idea across. Not very artistic, yes, but what the hell? Ha. Related
Jokes like this have been made about blood sucking before. Sergio Aragones in Mad had a great strip back in the 70’s about a vampire sucking a hippy’s blood and tripping. And the FX TV show version of What We Do in the Shadows did this idea three weeks ago. My version is more deadly
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Kaz grew up a working class brat who loved cartoons, monsters, punk rock and fine arts. He studied cartooning at NYC’s School of Visual Arts under art spiegelman and Harvey Kurtzman. In 1991 he created the Harvey-nominated strip Underworld which continues to be published in alternative weekly papers across the United States. Since 2001 he has written for Spongebob Squarepants, Cartoon Network’s Camp Lazlo and Disney’s Phineas & Ferb.
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